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“True” Age Test

In the interest of public service, and having nothing to do with making millions by my company going public at some point or being purchased by Warren Buffet, I have designed a method of measuring your “true” age (patent pending). I’m sure you know what your biological age is, but you know the old saying “you are ...

Good Service – An Alternate Unviverse

On a recent evening, I had to run to our local “Commons” (foofy term for a collection of fancy strip malls) for a few things. I don’t generally spend a lot of time there, as primarily I despise shopping. But it needed to be done and as I say to many things, it wasn’t going to do itself. (Other examples: “Those ...

Experiment in Perspective

I have a short experiment for you that I think may change your perspective a bit – for the good, of course. Full credit for this inspiration goes to a blog I just read from Darius Foroux, who if you don’t follow you definitely should – great stuff. (Click HERE for that short blog) So here’s the scoop – ...

I Want Nothing

OK – so this is going to sound pretty crazy, as we are in the heart of the holiday shopping season now, but for Christmas, here’s what I want: NOTHING   I know that those of you that survived Bankruptcy Wednesday (my last blog) are very happy to hear this announcement. And no, this is not the token “you ...

Bankruptcy Wednesday

By the power vested in me, by nobody really, I am officially proclaiming that the Wednesday after Thanksgiving shall now be called “Bankruptcy Wednesday”. Not sure if I need to get a certain number of signatures, put it to a referendum, act of Congress, two-thirds majority in the House of Representatives, or whatever – ...

Artificial Intelligence – A New Application

So, one of my last blogs was about how we all suck at communication (yes, me too). If you think you are different or “special”, then you are wrong. If you missed that blog, it’s worth checking out – just click HERE. In the interest of trying to correct this crappy behavior, I just submitted my patent application ...

Communication – We All Suck

Ok – I know the title of this blog is a bit harsh, but it’s true, and you know it as well as I do. And I am not excluding myself here. I try really, really hard to not suck (as Joe Maddon, Cubs manager, used to say), but I do on a regular basis. Maybe I should start the first chapter as Avoiding Communication Anonymous or ...