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The Perfect Chai Latte

Since I unexpectedly gave up coffee a year or so ago (unplanned result of a 26-day cleanse), I have become fairly well-versed in tea. I’ll usually have a caffeinated tea in the AM - otherwise mostly just some herbal tea. No biggie at home, but since I like to work from coffee shops when I can, it can be a challenge since ...

How to Wake Up Early

There would appear to be endless articles, blogs, research, etc on "how" to wake up early. There are countless others on "why", but the "how" ones intrigue me the most. Let me save you all a LOT of time and energy. Are you ready for it? QUESTION: HOW DO YOU WAKE UP EARLY? ANSWER: WAKE UP EARLY (EX - As ...

“True” Age Test

In the interest of public service, and having nothing to do with making millions by my company going public at some point or being purchased by Warren Buffet, I have designed a method of measuring your “true” age (patent pending). I’m sure you know what your biological age is, but you know the old saying “you are ...

Car Rental Robbery

Operator:        “9-1-1, what is your emergency”Joe:                  “I was just raped by Hertz”Operator:        “Who is Hertz sir – male or female – are you safe now?”Joe:                  “Hertz, the rental car company”Operator:        Click…dial ...

Good Service – An Alternate Unviverse

On a recent evening, I had to run to our local “Commons” (foofy term for a collection of fancy strip malls) for a few things. I don’t generally spend a lot of time there, as primarily I despise shopping. But it needed to be done and as I say to many things, it wasn’t going to do itself. (Other examples: “Those ...

Artificial Intelligence – A New Application

So, one of my last blogs was about how we all suck at communication (yes, me too). If you think you are different or “special”, then you are wrong. If you missed that blog, it’s worth checking out – just click HERE. In the interest of trying to correct this crappy behavior, I just submitted my patent application ...

Physical Therapy

Maybe I’m a little bit slow to figure this one out, so I apologize if I am late to the party here and everyone else knows this but me. But I just had this realization: The ONLY reason that Physical Therapy exists is because people are lazy. There, I said it. Let the haters hate and the flaming emails start to ...