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“True” Age Test

In the interest of public service, and having nothing to do with making millions by my company going public at some point or being purchased by Warren Buffet, I have designed a method of measuring your “true” age (patent pending). I’m sure you know what your biological age is, but you know the old saying “you are ...

Car Rental Robbery

Operator:        “9-1-1, what is your emergency”Joe:                  “I was just raped by Hertz”Operator:        “Who is Hertz sir – male or female – are you safe now?”Joe:                  “Hertz, the rental car company”Operator:        Click…dial ...

Good Service – An Alternate Unviverse

On a recent evening, I had to run to our local “Commons” (foofy term for a collection of fancy strip malls) for a few things. I don’t generally spend a lot of time there, as primarily I despise shopping. But it needed to be done and as I say to many things, it wasn’t going to do itself. (Other examples: “Those ...